Dear gym-goers….
Dear old woman who wears way too much spandex, I’m sure 20 years ago, your body looked great in spandex, now, not so much. The tight spandex shorts you wore today that gave your legs a muffin top and showed way too much hail damage were quite disturbing. Your green spandex pants yesterday…no comment. I will pitch in 5 bucks for you to buy some looser fitting shorts.
Dear man who wears the polo shirts with a popped collar and cargo shorts to run in on the treadmill…..one word…..weird
Dear woman who does not wear a bra and runs on the eliptical machine…I feel sorry for your boobs…
Dear woman who gets on every cardio machine every day and sweats profusely so it looks like a small lake every time you leave somewhere…..this is gross.
Sincerely, annoyed gym-goer
